Crossover Earth '98
Classifieds
| Paranormal Training
Academy Source: Various parenting related magazines Parents of Paranormals: Do you dread leaving the house for an evening, for fear of finding the baby sitter floating around the living room? Does the fire department hassle you because of a pyrotechnic infant? Do you dare to discipline a telekinetic two-year old? The Paranormal Training Academy can help. We will teach gifted youngsters to control their powers and use them responsibly. To protect your child, call us today! |
A piece of oil history available to you! Source:
various Collecting related magazines A genuine vial of oil from the Exxon Valdez oil spill. Own a piece of the greatest ecological disaster of the decade! Many sizes available, quantities are limited. Call now for details. |
| Need a Vacation? Get Kidnapped! Source:
Travel agency advertisements & travel magazines Terrorist Adventures Unlimited offers the unique opportunity to be captured by the freedom fighters of your choice and to be held as a political prisoner for any period from two weeks to one month. Many of our clients have been so satisfied with this service that they've stayed with the freedom fighters to help them with their cause. Packages starting at $16,000 (food and torture extra). |
| Teleporter for Hire Source: newsgroups alt.super-villain,
alt.mercenary, alt.etc Message-ID: <34BA0859.15FD@jetlink.net>
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| Source: The following flyer is delivered to supervillains who have
established reputations and bases of addresses Contact: The Exchange
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| Source: Personal ad, in the Detroit Free Press Contact: None given
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