Crossover Earth '98
Psychic Claims about Windows 98
Noted psychic Amanda Dixon has recently made a number of predictions for 1998. Chief among those predictions is that Microsoft has incorporated a number of scientific and occult brainwashing technologies into Windows 98, intending to condition the consumer into buying Microsoft products. A spokesman from Microsoft was quoted as saying:
"Isn't Amanda Dixon the one who predicted an asteroid strike in 1997? What's she smoking?"
Other predictions made for 1998 include a mid-year crash in the DOW, conclusive proof of the existence of life on other planets, visitors from the future, and the resurrection of Elvis.
What have you been smoking, Amanda?